This is the fun part of the site. Or at least it's supposed to be. I have big plans for this page, but for now it's mostly empty.

Eventually, I'd like to fill this page with videos and crazy photos and the like. Being a computer programmer, I might even try my hand at a few simple flash games (I've always wanted to make one of those).

In the meantime, I will offer this one distraction: if you think there is a pattern to the graphics on each page, you're right. Try to figure it out, if you can.